“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”

What is done is done for the love of it – or not really done at all.

Come grow old with me, for the best is yet to come!

You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father s. He’s more particular. The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother’s always a Democrat.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.

Nobody was ever meant, To remember or invent, What he did with every cent.

The middle of the road is where the white line is – and that’s the worst place to drive.

Far more violence has been done in obeying the law than in breaking the law.

Good fences make good neighbors.

Friends make pretence of following to the grave but before one is in it, their minds are turned and making the best of their way back to life and living people and things they understand.

The best way out is always through.

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body – the wishbone.

Live life like its the last breath you take for that breath is the whole essence of living, the little things in life are what connects us to all the big things we live for.

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

Boys laugh at what they put girls through – but they won’t be laughing when – they’re wiping tears off their daughters face for the same reason.

It is easier to build a boy than to mend a man.

Boyz ain’t playing around man!

Never trust to general impressions, my boy, but concentrate yourself upon details.

When a role for a young guy is being offered to me, I think of River Phoenix. It feels like a loss.

Boys will break your heart. Real men will pick up the pieces.

Keep grindin’ boy, your life can change in one year, And even when it’s dark out, the sun is shining somewhere.

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn’t matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.