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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Growth Learning Myself Person Smart
Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Chance Goodness People World Yourself
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Arrangement Care Food Myself Paint Photograph Time
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Dog Fun Oneself Talk
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Computer Fast Technology
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Class Person Room World
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk

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