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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.

Andy Rooney

A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
All of us talk faster than we listen.
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Fast Listening Ourselves Talk
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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Conservatism Liberal Nice People Religious
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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Acceptance Believe Fact General People Truth
Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
ANDY ROONEY

Agreement Believe Opinion Ourselves Right

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