I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
ANDY ROONEYI don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
ANDY ROONEYIn the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
ANDY ROONEYI dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
ANDY ROONEYIf you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
ANDY ROONEYThe best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
ANDY ROONEYSmall daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
ANDY ROONEYThose of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
ANDY ROONEYThe fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
ANDY ROONEYA great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
ANDY ROONEYIt isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
ANDY ROONEYThe third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
ANDY ROONEYBeing kind is more important than being right.
ANDY ROONEY