Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
BILL MAHERThe answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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