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Bill Maher

Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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Admire Critical Faith Purpose Suspense Thinking
There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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God Live Money Ourselves Trust
Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Call Eat Fries Government Home Listening Trust Way
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Change Disease Sin
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Myself Political Sensitive Truth
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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Call Celebration Fake Fools Ourselves People
The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Friendship Ideas Lover Man Treat Woman Yourself
What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Believe Love Myself Politics Stupidity
Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheism Position Religion Sex
False hope really makes you cynical.
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Fake Feeling Hope Yourself
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Complain Noise Opportunity People
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Average Goodness Need People Society Yourself

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