I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
DICK CAVETTIt takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.
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I live a sensible life. You know, I don’t take on too much.
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The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad’s life.
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Greatly talented performers don’t know – often spectacularly – what’s best for them, don’t know what their talents really are, and don’t know what’s just plain wrong for them.
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I love my own coincidences and love to hear other peoples’ stories.
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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.
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The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
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Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
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The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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There were several things a Yale freshman was supposed to be able to do. You had to demonstrate in the Olympic-size Yale pool that you could swim 50 yards or be inducted into swimming class.
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I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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While other kids were out playing and doing healthy things, I read an ancient judo book with a neck hold that was fatal to so many people they finally dropped it from judo.
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The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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