You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
BILL MAHERMen are only as loyal as their options.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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