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God only made one thing in this world that’s perfect – and that’s my boxing record.

Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

Difficulties can’t be eliminated from life. Individuals will always have them, countries will always have them. The only thing is to accept them, if possible overcome them, otherwise to come to terms with them. It’s all right to fight, yes, but only when it’s possible.
INDIRA GANDHI

Acceptance Country Difficult Fight Life Right
I want to win and I want to be in office.
BORIS JOHNSON

Myself Office Win
After me there are no more jazz singers . . . It’s a crime that no little singer is back there sockin’ it to me in my field. To keep it going, to keep it alive, because I’m not going to live forever.
BETTY CARTER

Alive Forever Littles
Unlike science, creationism cannot predict anything, and it cannot provide satisfactory answers about the past.
BILL NYE

Answers Creationism Past
It is far better to render beings in your car competent than to protect them.
JORDAN PETERSON

Better Protection Yourself
What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
BILLY CRYSTAL

Frustrating Life Over Starting
The point is that you can’t be too greedy.
DONALD TRUMP

Greedy Money One Liner
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
BILLY CRYSTAL

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A woman who gives any advantage to a man may expect a lover – but will sooner or later find a tyrant.
LORD BYRON

Advantage Give Later Lover Man May Expect Sooner Tyrant Woman
If you’d been where I’d been… if you’d seen the things I’d seen!… you… you’d be me… Or someone following me around.
ALAN PARKER

Around Been Follow Me Seen Something Thing
The Turn of a Friendly Card. The Sicilian Defence album was never released and never will be.
ALAN PARSONS

Album Card Country Defence Friendly Release Turn
When people lack teachers, their tendencies are not corrected; when they do not have ritual and moral principles, then their lawlessness is not controlled.
XUNZI

Control Correct Lack Lawlessness More People Ritual Teacher Tendency
The story’s what matters; spelling’s overrated.
ADAM LANGER

Matter Overrated Spelling Story What
Sunrise: day’s great progenitor.
EMILY DICKINSON

Beginning One Liner Sunrise
Hail brother, the distant thunder is nothing but hearts beating as one.
PATTI SMITH

Brother Distant Future Heart
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
ANDY ROONEY

Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk