I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby.
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
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We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
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Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Youth is wasted on the young.
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