“I can’t really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.”

If you want to do something, Go for it you’ve got nothing to loose.

I’m a very loyal boyfriend. I’m a bit of a joker I can be romantic, but not too sickly.

I once woke up at a random guy’s house and i didn’t actually know who he was.

I had this dream…that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!

The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.

I wan’t a girl who is fun and loves adventure.

We’re not perfect, we’re not clean cut. We’re just trying to be ourselves.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

I want my first son to be called ‘Tommy.’ It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson

I quite like American music, like The Fray – I’m a massive fan of them – and The Killers. I also like more acoustic stuff like Ed Sheeran; I like this English songwriter James Morrison and another singer called Ben Howard.

In week one of the X Factor, just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I’ve had lots and lots and lots of carrots.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

I think my mom just filled me with confidence. I just thought I was the best at everything. Like any mother really.

I’m normally last and I’m quite a late person and that is just who I am.

All my mates are at university, and it’s a life I haven’t had a chance to enjoy, so it’s great to turn up and sample a bit of it.

I would go back to the past and watch one of the early Beatles shows, because they were such a massive part of cultural history. As a younger person, you feel you missed out on that.

Like most housewives, I don’t cook unless I have company.

All birds are incipient or would-be songsters in the spring. I find corroborative evidence of this even in the crowing of the cock.

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.

Destroying rainforest for economic gain is like burning a Renaissance painting to cook a meal.

Herbs are the friend of the physician and the pride of cooks.

My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

If you ask the government to solve all of your problems, it’s a bit like asking your wife to cook and clean, to raise the children, to hold down a second job to help with the family finances, to keep her parents happy and well and keep your parents happy and well, and to also – to do the lawn and clean the gutters.

People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.