Great humorists are great insulters.
DICK CAVETTJust think of all the billions of coincidences that don’t happen.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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I’m not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.
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Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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I hate Danny Kaye movies.
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I don’t think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience’s reaction is from another.
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I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars – and, of course, the planets.
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Depression – it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven’t been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it’s truly different.
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William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.
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Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
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It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer’s life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine.
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I think I’d be pretty easy to write for.
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In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.
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I have a disturbing problem with losing things. My vulnerability to loss-distress could properly be labeled not only inordinate, but neurotic.
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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