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Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.

Betty White

The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.
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Movie Stardom Success Writing
I don’t get political.
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Myself Politics
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.
BETTY WHITE

Funny Humor Joke Yourself
Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
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Animal Better Criticism Human Lying Myself
During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.
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Build Care Depression Dog Father Money Myself
I don’t know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.
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Animal Learning Turn Yourself
I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world, and they don’t appreciate it.
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Blessing Myself People Stand Start Wonderful
Anger tears me up inside, My own, or anyone else’s.
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Angry Character Feeling Tears
Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.
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Animal Lover Myself
I have the backbone of an eel.
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Backbone Myself Strength
I was one of the first women producers in Hollywood.
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Hollywood Myself Production Woman
I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just – there wasn’t a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
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Children Funny Laughter Mom Myself
I’m in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo.
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Animal Book Myself Writing
I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do.
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Cook Dog Food Kitchen Myself
The bottom line is, I’m blessed with good health. On top of that, I don’t go around thinking ‘Oh, I’m 90, I better do this or I better do that.’ I’m just Betty. I’m the same Betty that I’ve always been. Take it or leave it.
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Blessing Goodness Health Leaving Myself Thinking
I just want to bring as much natural as I can. I’m not saying that people who take acting lessons are false. They’re much better than I am, but it doesn’t work for me.
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Lesson Myself Natural People Work

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.

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Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.

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