“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”

Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

You are braver than you believe, Stronger than you seem, And smarter than you think.

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So today is my new favorite day.

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Nowhere can I think so happily as in a train.

If you were a bird, and lived on high, You’d lean on the wind when the wind came by, You’d say to the wind when it took you away: ‘That’s where I wanted to go today!

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, keep me in your heart. I’ll stay there forever.

Promise you won’t forget me, ever. Not even when I’m a hundred.

How sweet to be a Cloud. Floating in the Blue!

We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.

Think, think, think.

Love is taking a few steps backward, maybe even more to give way to the happiness of the person you love.

The things that make me different are the things that make me.

I want to remember it all, the good times and the bad times, the late nights, the boozing, the dancing into dawns, and all the great and not-so-great people I met and loved in those years.

A lot of success in life and business comes from knowing what you want to avoid: early death, a bad marriage, etc.

I actually have OCD really bad, and it’s getting a bit worse at the moment. I have to check taps before I leave the house, to make sure I’ve checked everything in case it floods.

Most days are not overwhelmingly successful in your life. And what really marks whether you’re going to be successful is how well you deal with the bad days, not how well you deal with the good ones.

Middle class America is acutely aware of how bad this economy is, and it is going to demand changes. I don’t think politicians can afford to be complacent.

When he tells you he’s a bad man, believe him.

I don’t want to have a bad influence on anybody, but there’s no point in my giving up cigarettes now. I won’t die young.

If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we’d rather be alive and have the bad image.