“In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.”

Fans always tell me I’m beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!

If you wanna go somewhere, you can do; nothing is stopping you.

One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M’s in alphabetical order.

Those sound like the three best answers I’ve ever heard on this show even though it’s the first ever of this show!

It’s incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.

I’m not great with money. I’d go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I’m not driven by it, but I love to be generous.

Even if there’s a tiny tiny chance, isn’t that worth going for it?

My ideas for the future? To take over the world.

When you’re in love you’ll do anything, I’d go to the end of the world.

If you want to do something, Go for it you’ve got nothing to loose.

I’m a very loyal boyfriend. I’m a bit of a joker I can be romantic, but not too sickly.

I once woke up at a random guy’s house and i didn’t actually know who he was.

I had this dream…that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!

The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.

I wan’t a girl who is fun and loves adventure.

Transformation is something I cannot explain – too much analysis might destroy it.

What can be explained is not poetry.

I just think the American people had expected that the president of the United States would be able to describe what he’s going to do in the next four years. But he can’t. He can’t even explain what he’s done in the last four years.

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?

God may not explain Himself, but He will reveal Himself.

A theory should not attempt to explain all the facts, because some of the facts are wrong.

The ultimate aim of the modern movement in biology is in fact to explain all biology in terms of physics and chemistry.

The difference between a tool and a machine is not capable of very precise distinction; nor is it necessary, in a popular explanation of those terms, to limit very strictly their acceptation.