“Sometimes I think I’m not normal, and I get weirder and weirder everyday.”

To be honest, I don’t think I’m the best role model in the world. I’m pretty immature sometimes.

I can’t really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

Fans always tell me I’m beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!

If you wanna go somewhere, you can do; nothing is stopping you.

One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M’s in alphabetical order.

Those sound like the three best answers I’ve ever heard on this show even though it’s the first ever of this show!

It’s incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.

I’m not great with money. I’d go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I’m not driven by it, but I love to be generous.

Even if there’s a tiny tiny chance, isn’t that worth going for it?

My ideas for the future? To take over the world.

When you’re in love you’ll do anything, I’d go to the end of the world.

If you want to do something, Go for it you’ve got nothing to loose.

I’m a very loyal boyfriend. I’m a bit of a joker I can be romantic, but not too sickly.

I once woke up at a random guy’s house and i didn’t actually know who he was.

I never said I was a ‘good girl.’ I’m not a bad girl. I’m just normal, and that’s what I’m going to be. There’s no bad girl with whips and chains that’s going to come out. I think people like me because I was myself.

Debt is normal. Be weird.

Forgiveness doesn’t always looks like things returning to normal. Words and actions change actions.

He had that rare weird electricity about him – that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving normally.

It’s lame to say that I’m a normal girl, but I think I am.

I refuse to be ashamed of the fact that my body does bleed each month; it is why we are all here.

You must walk to the beat of a different drummer. The same beat that the wealthy hear. If the beat sounds normal, evacuate the dance floor immediately! The goal is to not be normal, because as my radio listeners know, normal is broke.

Yes, I remember the barbed wire and the guard towers and the machine guns, but they became part of my normal landscape. What would be abnormal in normal times became my normality in camp.