My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWIf you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality of happiness, and by no means a necessity of life.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
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Imagination is the beginning of creation.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
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If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.
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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
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The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.
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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
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Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
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