The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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