Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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