Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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