Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
AMBROSE BIERCECorporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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