I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
ADAM SANDLERGirls are soft and pretty.
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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