Fidelity – a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
AMBROSE BIERCEIn each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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