I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
ADAM SANDLERSixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it’s just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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