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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.

Adam Sandler

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
ADAM SANDLER

Comment Oneself Technology
I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
ADAM SANDLER

Alone Company Myself
I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
ADAM SANDLER

Family Myself Trouble
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
ADAM SANDLER

Anxiety Myself Performance Stand Young
The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
ADAM SANDLER

Brother Comedy Himself Reason Stand Yourself
I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
ADAM SANDLER

Care Myself Old Thinking
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
ADAM SANDLER

Connection Control Fact Myself
I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
ADAM SANDLER

Friendship Myself Reading Reason Thinking
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.
ADAM SANDLER

Book Color Finish Myself Thinking Yourself
I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Drive Goodness Myself Success
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Goodness Important Marriage Myself Problem
Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
ADAM SANDLER

Challenge Friendship Myself Strong Try
Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Guilty Priority Time Yourself
I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Growth Mindset Myself Talk
I know I want to always do the best I can.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Myself Potential Work
It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
ADAM SANDLER

Company Effect Hard Surround Yourself

My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.

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