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They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.

Lewis Grizzard

I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
LEWIS GRIZZARD

Happiness Hate Man Myself Peace
There’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
LEWIS GRIZZARD

Dirty Hard Inheritance Reality Sex Yourself
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
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Football Game Life Opportunity Problem Score Yourself
Mama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life’s work.
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Creativity Language Life Passion Soul Teaching Work
I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
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Beyond Education Intelligence People
Spring time is the land awakening.
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Awaken Land Time
Let’s all start walking more and driving less.
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Drive Start Vehicle Walk
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’
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Attitude Call Cat Dog Myself Yourself
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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Change Dog Leadership Life Race
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
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Fry Himself Idiot
If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
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Change Dog Leadership Yourself
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
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Food Time Wrong Yourself
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
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Family Grow Home Myself Small
There’s no such thing as being too Southern.
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Identity Personality South
Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.
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Enjoyment Sex Start Woman
Today’s sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, “Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?”
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Crazy Discussion Ideas Male Open Relationship Yourself

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