“Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.”

Think, think, think.

Love is taking a few steps backward, maybe even more to give way to the happiness of the person you love.

The things that make me different are the things that make me.

Food is a subject of conversation more spiritually refreshing even than the weather, for the number of possible remarks about the weather is limited, whereas of food you can talk on and on and on.

We’ll be friends until forever, just you wait and see.

It is hard to be brave, when you’re only a very small animal.

It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

It’s always useful to know where a friend-and-relation is, whether you want him or whether you don’t.

I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.

Whenever there comes a day when we can’t be together, keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever.

Some have brains, and some haven’t, and there it is.

A Fly can’t bird, but a bird can fly.

Doing nothing often leads to the very best of something.

When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don’t eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.

His dress told her nothing, but his face told her things which she was glad to know.

I know many books which have bored their readers, but I know of none which has done real evil.

Stop having a boring life.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

I had a period in my life where I decided that I would never be bored again and that, if I had any free time at all, I would make plans, and I would always be doing things.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

I realized then that a man who had lived only one day could easily live for a hundred years in prison. He would have enough memories to keep him from being bored

Passion goes, Boredom remains.

It was life, often unsatisfying, frequently cruel, usually boring, sometimes beautiful, once in a while exhilarating.