Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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