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George Carlin Quote - Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Synonym
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Atheism One Liner Organization Prophet
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Religion is like a pair of shoes. Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.
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People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Funny Homeless Humour Naked Shell
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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