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George Carlin Quote - Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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Group Man Member Pieces Symbol Wood
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Funny Humour Life Money
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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America Body Crazy Fitness Lost Soul Try
People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Closure Head Healing People
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Fire Hustle Money People Work Hard
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Acceptance Attitude Humour Lying Myself Reason Truth
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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One Liner Petty Sweat
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Comedy Humour Liberty Thinking
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Conceal Language One Liner Tool Truth
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Earn One Liner People Self Love
There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Challenge Hard Time Humour Inspirational Situation

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