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They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.

John Green

Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
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Alcohol Brain Damage Drunk Extreme Happiness
The future is a kind of nostalgia.
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Future Nostalgia One Liner
The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you’re unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it.
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Father
We’re as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we’re not likely to do either.
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Help Hurt Universe
There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars.
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Fault Stars
Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them.
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Broken Heart Hurt People Promise Understand
You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.
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Choice Choose Hurt Satisfaction World
Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we’re quoting.
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Favourite People Story
I just did some calculations and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.
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Calculation Determination Insult Shit
Depression is a side effect of dying.
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Depression Die One Liner
You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.
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Busy Ideas Yourself
He liked the mere act of reading, the magic of turning scratches on a page into words inside his head.
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Act Head Inside Magic Page Reading
The human tongue is like wasabi: it’s very powerful, and should be used sparingly.
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Human Powerful Tongue
The world may be broken, but hope is not crazy.
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Broken Crazy Hope One Liner Positive World
Love is keeping the promise anyway.
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Love One Liner Promise
He liked the mere act of reading, the magic of turning scratches on a page into words inside his head.
JOHN GREEN

Act Head Inside Magic Page Reading

They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.

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