I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
ADAM SANDLERI still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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I think I’m playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don’t feel grown up yet.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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I grew up cursing a lot.
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
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