Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
AMBROSE BIERCEDebt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Life – a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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