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The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.

Tom Hardy

The lack of carbohydrates can make you a little crazy.
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Crazy Yourself
Love is doing something you don’t want to do for someone you don’t particularly like at that moment.
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Action Love Moments Yourself
Ju jitsu is very Buddhist. All that we fear we hold close to ourselves to survive. So if you’re drowning and you see a corpse floating by, hang on to it because it will rescue you.
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Buddhism Fear Hold Rescue Survival Yourself
There’s an abundance of exposure when you start working in American films. Inevitably you become a brand and that has to be controlled.
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Abundance Brand Control Exposure Start Work Yourself
I had no immediate knowledge of the world of Batman at all. I’m quite incubated. I just keep myself to myself and my dog.
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Dog Knowledge Myself Quite World
I had a huge imagination. My granddad says I was a bit of a Walter Mitty character.
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Character Father Imagination Myself
We’re all flawed human beings and we all have a cauldron of psychosis which we have to unravel as we grow older and find the way we fit in to live our lives as best as possible.
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Best Flaws Growth Human Live Mistake Old Possible Way
I’m into parlor dramas. I’m into theatre. I’m trained for the stage. I trained to do Chekhov and Shakespeare, I was trained for the stage.
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Drama Myself Stage Training
Whatever character you play, remember they are always doing something they are not just talking.
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Character Play Remember Talk Yourself
It doesn’t matter who you are. What matters is your plan.
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Existence Planning Yourself
I’m an armchair psychologist, I suppose, and I like to kind of sit around and guess and pretend I know what’s going on.
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Doctor Job Kind Myself
I like to be other people, not me. And when you’re on the red carpet, it’s like, ‘Here’s Tom Hardy.’ I don’t want to be me. That’s why I play other people.
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Imitation Myself People Play Yourself
My job is to show and tell. If I get better at showing and telling then presumably I get hired more.
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Better Hire Job Myself
I think online dating is a way of procuring people. Like Facebook and Myspace, it’s the way that people connect now and procure small children and sometimes dodgy relationships. I don’t think it’s very healthy.
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Date Health Myself People Social Media Thinking
I’m just getting settled as a responsible man – but if you split the elephant into little mouthfuls it will be fine.
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Man Responsible Yourself
Maybe it’s a little ambitious of me to presume that no matter how big the film is, that I can always go down to the shop to buy a pint of milk.
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Ambitious Big Milk Myself Shop
David Mamet we all know is a great screenplay writer and playwright and a great director. If you like him, you like him. If you hate him, you really hate him. He’s someone who’s into controversy, you know what I mean? That’s David Mamet.
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Director Greatness Myself Play Writing
It’s much less daunting once you’ve put your foot on the road to it. I’m a notorious couch potato and I don’t like exercise. Half an hour of physical exercise, like jogging or fast walking a day is a start.
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Day Exercise Road Start Walk Yourself
I think it’s important that you always transform if you can. That’s what I was trained to do. You try and hide yourself as much as you can – that’s the key to longevity.
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Hide Important Key Training Transformation Yourself
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.
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Best Myself Wipe Work
There’s always a certain pride in getting the job done properly.
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Job Perfection Pride
If you look round Hollywood there’s no end of white smiles and six packs. Long lines of beautiful people lining up to be incredible on film.
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Beautiful People Smile White Yourself
A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I’m not one of the boys.
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Compensation Feminine Oneself People Quality
Being an only child, I didn’t have any other family but my mom and dad really, since the rest of my family lived quite far away from London.
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Children Family Father Mother Myself Quite
If I am duly compared to Marlon Brando at all, well, I can only think of The Teahouse of the ‘Shanghai Noon,’ that they’re comparing me to that!
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Compare Myself
I’m not a big guy anyway. I’m only, what, 150 pounds? I was 190 for ‘Batman,’ 179 for ‘Warrior.’ Films make you look big.
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Appearance Body Yourself
The Long Red Road is a story about alcoholism and dysfunction and tragic tale of a man who’s trying to drink himself to death on an Indian reservation in Dakota. It was written for me, so it’s something I would love to do.
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Alcohol Death Love Myself Story Tragedy

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