OF COURSE I’d like to be the ideal mother. But I’m too busy raising children.
BIL KEANE
BIL KEANE
Bil Keane on children
Bil Keane40 quotes“OF COURSE I’d like to be the ideal mother. But I’m too busy raising children.”
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Lovesick, bitter and hardened heart. Aching, waiting for life to start
Bil KeaneBil Keane On radio and television, magazines and the movies, you can’t tell what you’re going to get. When you look at the comic page, you can usually depend on something acceptable by the entire family.
Bil KeaneBil Keane I don’t just try to be funny.
Bil KeaneBil Keane Time goes by at such a pace,it’s funny how it’s easy to forget her face
Bil KeaneBil Keane In Roslyn, Pennsylvania, we started our real-life family circus. They provided the inspiration for my cartoons. I provided the perspiration.
Bil KeaneBil Keane I don’t have to come up with a ha-ha belly laugh every day, but drawings with warmth and love or ones that put a lump in the throat. That’s more important to me than a laugh.
Bil KeaneBil Keane I never studied art, but taught myself to draw by imitating the New Yorker cartoonists of that day, instead of doing my homework.
Bil KeaneBil Keane A peaceful home is as sacred a place as any chapel or cathedral.
Bil KeaneBil Keane I think it’s a novelty for cartoon characters to cross over into another strip or panel occasionally.
Bil KeaneBil Keane I like to feel that what I’m doing portrays this: a family where there is love between mother, father and the kids. It’s a subject that is near and dear to me.
Bil KeaneBil Keane Goal begins with “GO.”
Bil KeaneBil Keane Today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.
Bil KeaneBil Keane Many of my cartoons are not a belly laugh. I go for nostalgia, the lump in the throat, the tear in the eye, the tug in the heart.
Bil KeaneBil Keane A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.
Bil KeaneBil Keane Yesterday’s the past, tomorrow’s the future, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
Bil KeaneBil Keane Sometimes I get the feeling that I’m stranded in the wrong time where love is just a lyric in a children’s rhyme
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