Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLERIt’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
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I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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I don’t know what the hell I’m doing; I like what I’ve been doing. I believe in what I’ve done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I’ve made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn’t the best at that.
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I don’t know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid.
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I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises’ manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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