History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
AMBROSE BIERCEThey say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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RUMOR, n. A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.
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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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