Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
AMBROSE BIERCEPrescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
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Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people’s beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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