“It’s not what you are that counts, it’s what they think you are.”

A friend of mine always says, ‘Women love me for the man I’m not.’

You have to be willing to get happy about nothing.

I always think I don’t do the first one good, so I try to do it more.

I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die.

Why do people think artists are special? It’s just another job.

People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.

The nicer I am, the more people think I’m lying.

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

People should fall in love with their eyes closed.

The reason I’m painting this way is that I want to be a machine, and I feel that whatever I do and do machine-like is what I want to do.

I wonder if it’s possible to have a love affair that lasts forever.

Success is when the checks don’t bounce.

But I always say, one’s company, two’s a crowd, and three’s a party

Pop art is about liking things.

I’ve never met a person I’ve couldn’t call a beauty.

When people are ready to, they change. They never do it before then, and sometimes they die before they get around to it. You can’t make them change if they don’t want to, just like when they do want to, you can’t stop them.

Dont count the things you do, do the things that count.

Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Do not count on them. Leave them alone.

Every vote must be counted.

Every vote must be counted.

Let me be clear – every American’s vote matters and deserves to be counted.

Don’t count the days; make the days count.

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts!

I’m just a backwoods Barbie in a push-up bra and heels. I might look artificial, but where it counts I’m real.