The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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