The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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