The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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