Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
AMBROSE BIERCEMausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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