Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
AMBROSE BIERCEDemocracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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