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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.

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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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All geniuses die young.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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