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George Carlin Quote - Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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I don’t have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands.
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