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George Carlin Quote - Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.

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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
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Deal Earth Men One Liner Women
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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Baby Conservation Death Live Soldier Teaching
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Arrange Beat Failure One Liner
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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Change Deep Discover Life Nature One Liner
Religion is just mind control.
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Control Mind One Liner Religion
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Consider Kill Personality Situation
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
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Fuck People Planet
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
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Breathe Laugh Life One Liner
Life is tough, then you die.
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