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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.

Lily Tomlin

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
LILY TOMLIN

Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLIN

Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
LILY TOMLIN

Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
LILY TOMLIN

Believe Dirty Myself Sex
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
LILY TOMLIN

Myself Success World Worry
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
LILY TOMLIN

Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
LILY TOMLIN

Equality Money Pay People Work

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