PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
AMBROSE BIERCEWomen of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
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Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Labor is one of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity. A fool is a natural proselyte, but he must be caught young, for his convictions, unlike those of the wise, harden with age.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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