Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAINIt’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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