There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
MARK TWAINIt’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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