It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.
MAE WESTGood sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
More Mae West Quotes
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I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
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The best way to behave is to misbehave.
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We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
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I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
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Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
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It takes two to get one in trouble.
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Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.
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I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
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I like my clothes tight enough to show I’m a woman, but loose enough to show I’m a lady.
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Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
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I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
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