If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAnything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhen I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
ROBIN WILLIAMSA human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAh, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAs an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
ROBIN WILLIAMSTo live would be an awfully big adventure.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCompassionate conservative. I don’t know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
ROBIN WILLIAMSMy favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhat some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.
ROBIN WILLIAMSCricket is basically baseball on valium.
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