The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?
ROBIN WILLIAMSReality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
ROBIN WILLIAMSIf you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
ROBIN WILLIAMSA human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
ROBIN WILLIAMSNo matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe things we fear the most have already happened to us.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
ROBIN WILLIAMSA woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
ROBIN WILLIAMSFor a while you get mad, then you get over it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSAll you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
ROBIN WILLIAMSYou know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
ROBIN WILLIAMSActing is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThere’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSome are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
ROBIN WILLIAMSSometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
ROBIN WILLIAMSNobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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