“That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them.”

It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

You are helpful, and you are loved, and you are forgiven, and you are not alone.

You don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.

They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

What a slut time is. She screws everybody.

If you don’t imagine, nothing ever happens at all.

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be.

Depression is a side effect of dying.

When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves books.

The future is a kind of nostalgia.

The world is not a wish-granting factory.

It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.

Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them.

Pain is a treasure, for it contains mercies.

Trust is important. But once a promise is broken ‘sorry’ means nothing.

Run at walls, break into new possibilities.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Why should some people have such a hard time during their few years on this earth?

I’ve learned that waiting is the most difficult bit, and I want to get used to the feeling, knowing that you’re with me, even when you’re not by my side.

I’m so used to being used. So I love when you call unexpected, Cause I hate when the moment is expected.

It must be awful to feel you’re not needed.