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George Carlin Quote - Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
GEORGE CARLIN

Elimination Honesty Policy Rejection Remember
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
GEORGE CARLIN

One Liner Petty Sweat
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Alcohol Floor Funny One Liner Tequilla
Life is tough, then you die.
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Die Life One Liner Reality Tough
Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Cling Confuse Hope One Liner
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Idiot Maniac
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
GEORGE CARLIN

Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Snoking Swimming
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
GEORGE CARLIN

Business Man Sell Smile Time
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
GEORGE CARLIN

Ending Life One Liner Unfair
The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Crazy Funny Humour Men Reason Stupidity Women
Is there another word for synonym?
GEORGE CARLIN

Funny Humour Synonym
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
GEORGE CARLIN

Audience Funny Stage World
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
GEORGE CARLIN

Failure Humour Hustle Inspirational Success Try
People always tell me “Have a nice day.” Well what if I don’t want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?
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Crappy Day Funny Human Nature Humour People
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
GEORGE CARLIN

Concerntration Crack Flower Fuck Grass Hero

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