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Roald Dahl

Two rights don’t equal a left.
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Business Deep One Liner Right
When you’re writing, it’s rather like going on a very long walk.
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Walk Writing
No book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
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Book Ending Friendship
We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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Brillance Glory Moments One Liner
Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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Disguise Humour Nose Practice Sex Watch Yourself
I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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Book Care Finish Hate Reading Story
An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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Biography Book Bore Detail Humour Life Person
Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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Care Character Fight Monster
I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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Annoy Children Deliberate Grow Up Humour Understand
I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Humour Right Wrong
Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
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Funny Humour One Liner World
The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Alcohol Need Room Writer
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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Away Beg Book Place Television Throw Wall
You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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Doubt Human Nature Relationship Rumor Sure
I’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
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Come Dreams Imagination Inspirational True
Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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Away Motivational Unbelievable Want Work Hard

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