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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.

Lily Tomlin

What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking

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