A sense of humor is the main measure of sanity.
HUNTER S. THOMPSONWhen the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Yesterday’s weirdness is tomorrow’s reason why.
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Don’t judge your taco by its price.
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I need beaches, and blackness, and moonlit nakedness.
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It is not necessary to accept the choices handed down to you by life as you know it.
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Freedom is something that dies unless it’s used.
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Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
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The pleasure is in the path, the search for something good.
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Graffiti is beautiful; like a brick in the face of a cop.
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I damn well intend to keep on living the way I think I should.
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I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured me out, it was too late.
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Beware of looking for goals: look for a way of life. Decide how you want to live and then see what you can do to make a living WITHIN that way of life.
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I knew a Buddhist once, and I’ve hated myself ever since.
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If there is in fact, a heaven and a hell, all we know for sure is that hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix.
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Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday.
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In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.
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Never fire a warning shot. It is a waste of ammunition.
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Freedom, Truth, Honour, you could rattle off a hundred such words and behind every one of them would gather a thousand punks, pompous little farts, waving the banner with one hand and reaching under the table with the other.
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Liberalism itself has failed, and for a pretty good reason. It has been too often compromised by the people who represented it.
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In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone.
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A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
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All we have to do is get out and vote, while it’s still legal, and we will wash those crooked warmongers out of the White House.
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Insanity is a legal term. Crazy is an art form.
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With the truth so dull and depressing, the only working alternative is wild bursts of madness and filigree.
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